What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

What are the new technological advancements we should adopt?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What differences in hiring practices have you observed between Fortune 100 companies and smaller companies?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

You Only Live Twice

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why did Meghan become a Hollywood actress before marrying into royalty? Was this against protocol and tradition for future royals who marry into the UK monarchy?

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The U.S. Economy Is Headed Toward an Uncomfortable Summer - MSN

A View to a Kill

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do men always bring up “the draft” (the last military draft was in 1972) when abortion rights are being discussed? - are they advocating that women ought to owe our bodies to the government? Should anyone owe their body to the state?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.